Welcome to The Dirt. In every issue, our anonymous writer will give you the dirt on your burning questions about the Amarillo area. Got something you’re just dying to know? Drop us a line at info@brickandelm.com, and our intrepid writer will dig up the answer.
Should I jump the ditch since highway construction will never end?
No.
Oh, you need more explanation? Well, despite what the ruts in the grassy shoulders near most major exits along Interstates 40 and 27 (and most other highways across the state, from what we’ve seen), the so-called “Texas Exit” is a no-no. Specifically, a Class C misdemeanor in the Texas Transportation Code, one which could land you a $500 fine. And we definitely have seen officers patrolling those areas and handing out tickets. (We’ll pause so you can absorb the shock that Amarillo drivers might occasionally break the law. Ready? Good.)
Trust us, we understand the frustration, whether being caught in a construction zone or stuck in a traffic jam. And yes, that frustration is only going to grow as the historically enormous project on I-27 drags out. Progress comes at a price, though. Even if it makes it easier to get to Lubbock.
Do I have to wear a gown or tuxedo at the Symphony?
While The Dirt personally loves to get all decked out in something shiny and drop-dead gorgeous, Amarillo has maybe three black-tie events a year—and that’s being generous. Even at a gala, though, dress codes are fairly loose ’round these parts. Cowboy Chic always works. That’s boots and jeans with a blazer for the men, or something a little blingy for the women. (Or vice versa; The Dirt is not a gender essentialist.) Sunday Best is always an option, too, though perhaps with an added element of fun that takes the outfit from the chapel to the dance floor.
You specifically asked about the symphony, however, which we’ll take to mean any of Amarillo’s marvelous arts offerings. While back in the day, you could find yourself brushing past decadent fur coats all night (sadly, probably not the faux kind), today’s audiences are just fine going out in more casual wear — jeans, rompers, a miniskirt, whatever you’d like. And the arts organizations are just fine with that, too. They’re more concerned with having butts in seats than with what is covering those butts. (Please, do cover your butt. That’s a hard-and-fast rule.) Maybe try to elevate your wardrobe beyond a ratty T-shirt and cargo shorts, but that could be The Dirt’s own prejudices talking.
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